"The Onion" Looks at Extinction and Biodiversity

Scientists Find Thousands Of Previously Undiscovered Species Cowering In Amazon Rainforest

http://www.theonion.com/articles/scientists-find-thousands-of-previously-undiscover,28281/

Proud Species Commits Suicide Rather Than Be Driven To Extinction By Humans

http://www.theonion.com/articles/proud-species-commits-suicide-rather-than-be-drive,31449/